Declare victory and change the subject
(Incorporating "Charlie Drago and the Church Lady)
Draft, 15 August 2000
My first JFK "event" was "The Second Research Conference of The
Third Decade," held at the Omni Biltmore Hotel in Providence,. Rhode
Island, 18–20 June 1993. I was a "newbie"
back then, having been interested in the JFK assassination for only a year. I
knew virtually no one in the field. This was to be my introduction to the area
of study that was to hold my interest for years thereafter.
A friend had seen a small notice in the Providence
Journal-Bulletin just weeks before the conference and told me about it. I
sent in a very late abstract of a paper, and it was accepted. I entitled it "Conspiracy
is NOT a fact" because I had seen some publicity declaring the
starting point for the conference to be that conspiracy in the JFK assassination
was historical fact. I had seen nothing in my first year to support that
viewpoint, and wanted to say so publicly. But I was not prepared for the
intensity of the True Believers that I encountered that weekend.
I could go on at length about unusual (to me) aspects of that
conference, such as Jeanne d'Arc of Providence, who sold weird magazines in the
lobby, or the rich young man from New York who very ostentatiously piloted his
own plane into Providence, whipped in to the conference, gave a breathless talk
in his dashing jumpsuit (lacking only the goggles) about finding condensation
trails of bullets in the Zapruder film, and then whipped back out and home. I
could also talk about the keynote speaker, a very nice journalist who later
became my friend, who justified conspiracy to himself almost solely from his
deep feelings about it. But I will restrict this essay to perhaps the most
striking aspect of the conference, at least to me, the tactic used by
conspiracists that might be called "declaring victory and changing the
subject." I couldn't believe it the first time I heard it, which was at the
very beginning of the conference, and I couldn't believe it when I heard it
repeated endlessly during that weekend. But it was real, and I have heard it
used by conspiracists many times since then. Perhaps you will share my disbelief
as you read these lines.
Charlie Drago, host of the conference, started it. His talk
was entitled "Radicalisms: A Manifesto for The New Conspirators." Its
thrust was that "we" have not solved the assassination because we have
not been aggressive enough in our research. We should engage in "hostile
investigation," that term essentially meaning making war on anyone who
might hold information that "we" want. We must be willing to lie,
cheat, and steal to get what we need (although he didn't say it quite that way).
His section on hostile investigations ended with the statement "Conspiracy
in the murder of John Fitzgerald Kennedy is historical fact."
The only problem was that he didn't show how
conspiracy was historical fact. Everybody just seemed to accept it, though. I
wondered what I had missed. When I received the printed proceedings of the
conference some months later, I pored through his talk, which ran to 20
single-spaced pages, and still couldn't find any proof or even anything
presented as proof.
His next section was entitled "Radicalism 3—There's a
stage leaving Dealey Plaza in ten minutes. Be on it." That means that
"we" have worked too long and too hard on proving conspiracy. Now it's
time to move to broader realms. Here is a sample of the associated text:
I am most pleased with the theme of our conference, "Taking the Critical Offensive."
It means that no longer must we toil at the "prove conspiracy" mill. We have strolled the physical and intellectual confines of Dealey Plaza long enough. This is not to underestimate the value of crime scene investigation to any murder case, but rather to underscore the tactical necessity for moving on.
As I write these words I am looking at two large bookcases burdened by approximately 250 Kennedy assassination-related volumes. In addition, I see endless looseleaf binders filled with unpublished manuscripts, newsletters, magazine articles and scholarly papers, all devoted to our investigation.
I modestly estimate that 95 percent of this material is dedicated to proving the existence of criminal conspiracy in the president's death.
Well, guess what? You've done it! Congratulations are in order.
Now can we please get on with the business at hand?
Sounds good, eh? But did you notice that once again the well-known proof was
not mentioned? I certainly did, and started to feel uncomfortable. Either I was
missing something really obvious that everyone else in the room knew about, or
Charlie was just using words for effect. For the rest of the weekend,
"historical fact" echoed through the conference, leaving me at wit's
end.
By 1998, much of the JFK community had accepted the
"historical fact" idea. For example, as Debra Conway, head of JFK
Lancer, later wrote of its conference in Dallas that November, "the JFK
researchers presented a tremendous amount of evidence and study on the
conspiracy, cover-up, and assassination of President Kennedy. This created unanimity
in our group that conspiracy is a historical fact and no longer should—or
would—JFK assassination researchers feel on the defensive." [Emphasis
added.]
At that conference, I talked with Debra about a regional JFK
conference for southern New England that Lancer's magazine had mentioned
earlier, and learned that it had gone moribund. I also learned that it was to
have been run by Charlie Drago and George Michael Evica. I approached Charlie
and stated my interest in possibly reviving the conference and making it part of
my JFK class of Spring 1999. We agreed to work together as co-chairmen.
A month or so later, we met in Providence to begin planning
the conference, and the matter of "historical fact" surfaced again.
Ever curious, I asked repeatedly for his proof, and he replied that he would
present it only during the conference and when the time was right. It would be
so powerful as to destroy all those who held any opposing view, which clearly
included me. "Hostile investigation" and "the critical
offensive" suddenly became very personal. May the best co-chairman win, or
something like that. But I was getting REALLY curious about that all-powerful
but missing proof.
Let us pause for a moment, step back, and think about that
mysterious proof. If there really were such a thing, wouldn't conspiracists have
been shouting it from the rooftops for the whole world to hear? Wouldn't
everybody in the JFK research community know it as Proof 101? Wouldn't JFK
research conferences largely be a thing of the past? Why in the world would only
Charlie Drago possess it, and why would he save it for the decisive moment of
the conference? None of this made any sense to me. The total picture, as we say
in science, didn't compute. The only reasonable answer was that there was no
proof, only ominous words.
That February, about two months before our conference,
Charlie gave a guest lecture to our JFK class. After his prepared remarks, he
received numerous questions from the students and me. One of them was for his
proof. This time there was no escape—it was put
up or shut up. And out came the mysterious proof for all to see—conspiracy in
the death of JFK is proved by the wound in the back of JFK's head (my
notes of his answer). Follow-up questions revealed that this wound was never
photographed; Charlie was relying on the memories of the medical personnel at
Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas. But what about the autopsy report that
describes the huge wound as being on the right rear side and extending up to the
top of the head? Faked. What about the Zapruder film that shows the exit wound
on the right side of the head and the rear of the head as definitely not blasted
out? Also faked. What about the autopsy photos and X-rays, which do not reveal
any such wound in the rear center of the head? All faked, too. End of
discussion. The evidence is what it is—all faked.
Mentally, at least, I slumped down in my seat at these words.
The reality of the situation became immediately clear, and it was as I had
suspected—no, as I had reasoned that it must be—there was no proof.
Charlie had not one iota of physical evidence for his proof that would crush us
all—just memories from Dallas that had been fudged into a coherent
back-of-the-head picture that never existed. The Emperor had no new clothes; the
logician had no new proof. Describe it however you will, but the threat turned
out to be empty when the moment of truth arrived. Worst
of all, it wasn't even a good try. There are pieces of physical evidence that
can be twisted into some semblance of proof if a dyed-in-the-wool conspiracist
is willing to work hard enough, but misrepresented reminiscences don't even come
close. It was a huge letdown for me, in the sense that a real contest would have
at least been sporting.
So what happened at our conference in mid-April? Did the
dragon roar fire and consume us? Hardly. The lamb appeared in his place, and was
quiet and gentle throughout. Remarks were soft-spoken, muted, and shortened. The
"proof" never materialized. The hallway was frequented during sessions
deemed uninteresting. Afterward, the dragon roared once more from his den in
Providence, but something was missing—it seemed more for showing the flag than
for anything else. Many comments were received about how well the students had
acquitted themselves, although there were the expected minority of dissenting
voices.
Looking back on the whole episode, it is clear that Charlie,
the others at the Providence conference, Debra, and the others at the Lancer
conference (that "unanimous" group) had been simply declaring victory
and changing the subject because they knew they had no proof. They were using
empty words for effect. They had become stump speakers rallying the faithful
from the heart rather than from the head. They were saying what they wished to
be true rather than what they knew to be true, and figuring that if they
repeated it often enough they would persuade others and themselves. In short,
they were using rhetoric rather than reason.
Now how does the Church Lady fit into all this? As anyone
knows who has watched Dana Carvey's wonderful character on Saturday Night Live,
her punch line when condemning some infidel's excuse for bad behavior was "Well, isn't
that conveeenient!" That's just what Charlie and fellow arch-conspiracists
were doing—saying in essence "We have the ultimate proof but
we're not going to tell you about it!" To this, one can only say "Well,
isn't that conveeenient!"
In hindsight, it was easy to expose the tactic of declare
victory and change the subject—it collapsed at the first serious challenge.
But there are all sorts of other irrationalities within the JFK
critical/conspiratorial movement that do not yield themselves so readily.
Everyone who is genuinely interested in the truth of the assassination—which I
assume includes people from every point of view—must vow to find the truth
wherever it lies and to use every technique of genuine inquiry in as rigorous a
fashion as humanly possible in that pursuit. Anything less would be unworthy of
America and the memories of JFK.